would you like some cream cheese on your beagle
keep your cream cheese away from my dog
wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying
if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult
What Scooby Doo REALLY taught us is that once you pull off the mask, the real villain is usually an old white man thing to steal everyone’s land or money.
he’s the one they warn us about in math problems
I consistently forget these tricks. Now I have a visual. Thanks, Internet.
I wish I’d known this in undergrad.
Sending this to my coworkers on Monday.
heey ily all so here’s a tumblr awards!
- must be following me
- reblog this post
- coolest url
- raddest theme
- best original posts
- cutest people
- nicest people
- favorite non-humor blog
- best overall
- a follow back if not already
- selfie/original post reblogs whenever you want
- a link on my blog
- promos to a certain extent
- my eternal friendship
- lovely banner made by neera arrowdactyl of course!
- talk to me to increase your chances of getting picked for nicest blogger!
- This ends on the 20th of October or whenever it gets enough notes, good luck! <3
if this doesn’t get notes it never happened
The only acceptable birthday cake
so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk